To step in Phil's vomit, there's a 3 step process involved. First, you wrestle with him, which will cause him to throw up in my yard after he's lost. Next, you walk outside the following morning for the newspaper barefoot. The third and final step is to walk on the grass because the rocks will hurt your feet and, as you approach the newspaper, you unknowingly step in a pile of barf. You will usually follow this by running around wiping the vomit off your feet.